Best Momma-Fat-Stupid-Ulgy Jokes All Time?!
Question:
Best Momma-Fat-Stupid-Ulgy Jokes All Time?
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Answers:
Yo momma is so stupid,
she can't even put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
I like M&M jokes. Dunno why just look at my user name.
Yo momma is so fat,
when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales yelled, "We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow,
I can't believe its not butter!
Yo momma is so ugly,
she put the boogie man out of bisinuss.
Yo momma is so poor,
she buys tootsie rolls on credit.
Yo momma is so stupid,
she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma is so fat,
when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo momma is so fat,
when she bungie jumps she brings down the bridge too.