I this a funny slighty altered true story....When our lawn mower broke?!
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I this a funny slighty altered true story....When our lawn mower broke?
and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to takecare of first, the truck, the car, or Yahoo -always something I thought more important to do. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I
found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. Iwas gone only a few minutes when I came out again and handed her atoothbrush.I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway......
"The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!!!
6 days ago
altered.. i don't have a limp
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I came home one evening and my wife said."I want to go somewhere expensive" So we got all dressed up and got in the car and I pulled in to a gas station. She said why are we stopping for gas you just filled it.
I said were here!!