Same thing happened to me the other day?!


Question:

Same thing happened to me the other day?

a man enters his favourite posh restaurant and while sitting at his regular table waiting for his meal to arrive he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby alone. He calls the waiter and asks him to send her there most expensive bottle of champagne. The waiter does so and the woman looks over at the man and decides to give the waiter a note to give to the man " for me to accept this bottle you need to have a mercedes in the garage, a £million in your bank acount and 9 inches in your pants. The man reads the note and sends the reply " just so you know i have a farrari, bmw and a mercedes in my garage and over £20 million in my bank account but not even for a woman as beautifll as you would i cut 3 inches of ******* ! just send my champagne back !


Answers:

Nice one Adam! I liked that! I even saved it to my jokes folder. The same thing happened to you the other day did it??? Women expect so much sometimes don't they? Hahahaha :o)
Made my mind up about Sean F.....He is a *****!!!! He can make his mind up about that one. :o)


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