Joke:A night club is looking for a new act. A musician comes in to audition. He !
Question:
Joke:A night club is looking for a new act. A musician comes in to audition. He says he writes all of his own?
music. He sits at the piano and plays the most beautiful music the club owner has ever heard.
The owner says 'That's incredible! I've never heard anything like it. What's it called?
The musician says, 'I call it: You filthy rat-basterd you slept with my sister and now I'm going to kill you' The owner is shocked and cant believe that a song so wonderful would have such a bad title. 'Let me hear another' the owner says.
The musician plays a more upbeat tune, but still hauntingly beautiful. Curious, the owner asks the name of the song.
'That was My F******* C*** has Itchy Warts' ... The club owner decides to hire him as long as he doesn't reveal the names of his songs.
On opening night, he WOWS the crowd with his music and proceeds to get drunk on stage. Excusing himself to the restroom he comes back drunk and with his fly open.
The crowd begins shouting
"Hey! Do you know your fly is down and your d*** is hanging out???"
"KNOW IT??" he says " I WROTE IT!!!:
Answers:
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha What's in a name Huh!!!