A little joke for all of those who got soaked today in london?!


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A little joke for all of those who got soaked today in london?

businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
>with her for Rs 500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
>her
>that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
>write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
>APARTMENT."
>
>On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
>that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
>secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note:
>
>Dear Madam,
>Enclosed find a cheque for R 250 for rent of your apartment.
>I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>rented the place, I was under the impression that:
>
> 1 - it had never been occupied;
> 2 - there was plenty of heat; and
> 3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
>
>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
>there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
>
>Upon
>receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
>for R250 with the following note:
>
>"Dear Sir,
>First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
>apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat,
>there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
>space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
>have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
>management.
>
>Please send the rent in full or will be forced to contact your
>present landlady.


Answers:

She got him! Great Joke! I love it!

~Candice~


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