REALLY funny joke that's guranteed to make you laugh for 5 whole minutes! OMG yo!

REALLY funny joke that's guranteed to make you laugh for 5 whole minutes! OMG you've GOTTA read this!!!!!!!!!!

Once there lived a person. One day the person was walking down the sidewalk and then he went home. He watched TV, then he decided that it was time to get a computer. So he went to the computer store and asked to buy an old computer that cost 500 dollars. The person had 400 dollars in his hand. The person needed 99 more dollars to be able to buy the computer, because there was a dollar in his bank account. So the person got a part time job at McDonalds. The person worked for 30 years, and then finally he got 33 dollars. The person worked at McDonalds for 30 more years, then earned another 33 dollars. So the person needed 33 more dollars. So the person worked for 3 more minutes. Then he got 33 more dollars. The person stuffed his 500 dollars into his pocket and went to the computer store. But the old computer was sold out; but there was a shiny, new, high-tech computer that cost 400 dollars. -SORRY I CAN'T FIT THE WHOLE THING SO READ MY ADDITIONAL DETAILS-

6 days ago
So the person bought the computer. He brought the computer home and used the Internet. He got himself an Yahoo! email address and then he found out about a site called answers.yahoo.com. So the person went to answers.yahoo.com and signed in. Then he saw a question that said:
"REALLY funny joke that's guranteed to make you laugh for 5 whole minutes! OMG you've GOTTA read this!!!!!!!!!!"
So the person clicked on that question.










HAHA! That 'person' is you! I FOOLED YOU! There is no joke. I just wasted your time!
But hey, this was fun, wasn't it???

6 days ago
i was just kidding... of course there's a joke. Here it is:







































oops, i forgot it. Sorry!

oh great!!! the doctor was right!! I AM going crazy!! well atleast I got 2 points before they send me to the mental assilum.

here is a REAL joke.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

On the Second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 of what the house was worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? :)