Death of a loved one?!
Question:
Death of a loved one?
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the
last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My
Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.Goldstein,
please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking
down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met
Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be
walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back
inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I
told you yesterday that my Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Answers:
That is a good "old fart" joke.
Thanks again.
Keep posting them.
DE