Spit & polish?!


Question:

Spit & polish?

Pinocchio moaned to Gepetto that when he made love to his girlfriend she complained of splinters.

"Try some sandpaper, Pinocchio," advised Gepetto.

A month later Gepetto asked, "How's your love life then?"
"Is your girlfriend still complaining of splinters?"

"Who's need's a girlfriend?" replied Pinocchio.


Answers:

I dare say he soon discovered the Black and Decker power sander. After that, he never left the house!


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