Jokes and an ez 10 pts?!

Jokes and an ez 10 pts?

1. How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?


2. A blonde and a model jump off a building at the same time who lands first?


3. Santa Claus, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde jump off the roof at the same time?


4. What's the diff between Micheal Jackson and Casper?


5. What would you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?


6.What's the diff between Paris Hilton and a 747?


7. What's 50 cents half bro's name?


8. What does The Force and Duct tape have in common?


9. Why are ET's eyes so big?


10. How many lead gutiarists does it take to screw on a light bulb?


11. What does Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?


12. Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White on the Wheel of Fortune?



1st with all answers right gets 10 pts!

I know the 5th one is: Pull the pin and throw it back.. You can also say what do you do if a blonde hurls a grenade at you?