Really Funny Blonde Joke!!!! Star If You Like It!!! ♥?!

Really Funny Blonde Joke!!!! Star If You Like It!!! ♥?

One day a blonde wanted to raise some money. So she went into a really wealthy neighborhood and went door to door for jobs. She went to this man's house and said well do you have a job for me? He said "you know what I do, can you paint the porch for me??" "sure" said the blonde he asked "How much do you charge?" "20 dollars" says the blonde. "Ok here you go" so she starts painting and 1 hour later she knocks on the door and says she's done "I painted it really fast so I gave it 2 coats." Impressed the man gives her 20 dollars. The blonde quickly adds " By the way thats not a porch, its a ferrari"

Its honestly scary :S :P

Here's one for you with a star

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