Looking for a commercial parody about alchoholism or title alcohol...can anyone !

Looking for a commercial parody about alchoholism or title alcohol...can anyone help?

I don't have a parody but I have a joke for you.

A policeman noticed a drunk man stumbling around in a parking lot, weaving around and holding a set of car keys in front of him.
"What seems to be the problem?" the officer asked.
"Sshhomebody shtole my car!" the drunk complained.
"Where's the last place you saw your car?" the officer questioned, rolling his eyes.
"Right on the end of thissh here key!!" the drunk responded.

Then the officer noticed that the drunk man's fly was unzipped and he was "hanging out".
"Um, sir," the officer said, "did you notice you're exposing yourself?"

The drunk looked down at himself and exclaimed,
"Son of a gun!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!"

CHeeRioS