Questions to ponder what do you think?!

Questions to ponder what do you think?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

6 days ago
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They'r both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

6 days ago
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Celebrity and up... Sad I know.

The government. They take every other penny.

Maybe... Maybe your gonna be a nudist.

Exactly.

... Mad pig.

That's 'cuz the moon landing was staged.

'Cuz they didn't sleep well.

No. It's called a watching.

'Cuz the movie is outside the T.V.

'Cuz thats what tourists are good for: Wasting money.

"Privacy" policy.

'Cuz a bra is bigger and they don't wanna be mean and say you are HUGE by making it plural. I guess women like big behinds and are ok with a plural for panties.

I eat it...

'Cuz my fellow stupid friends care.

Yes. Dummies pass too (I tried).

'Cuz the hole is too small... HAHA... I'm so stupid.

'Cuz Goofy is GOOFY!!!

He's a type of dog. Dogs are retarded. Just take a look at my chihuahua.

Babies.

Yes. Comes from me!

Yes... No... MAYBE.

How did you know? Seriously that was creepy. Well... I thought there was no "Now I know my ABC's. Next time won't you sing with me," at the end...

Hahaha... Wait, huh?

Yes. My chihuahua has problems.




You should really have put on numbers for your questions.