Bird wanted: must have good sense of humour, orange hair,...?!
Question:
Bird wanted: must have good sense of humour, orange hair,...?
...and long arms. Must enjoy swinging on tyres and have strong affinity for bananas (and mangos, but mainly bananas).
Rudimentary tool skills would be a plus.
Must not eat ants.
Oh, almost forgot: no languages! Not even sign language... errr... in which case how would you be reading this? Ok, forget that one. Just concentrate on the banana thing... it's the real deal maker.
Answers:
I would prefer to swing on the chandelier so I guess this orange haired banana lover is out :(