Star if you smile?!
Question:
Star if you smile?
3 Easy Ways To Die ...
1. Take a Cigar daily - You will
die 10 years early.
2. Drink Rum daily - You will die
30 years early.
3. Love Someone Truly - You will
die daily.
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1.A foolish man tells a woman to STOP
talking, but a WISE man tells her that
she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her
LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol
consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you
are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you
are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of
Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to
tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their
sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He
asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and
Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. Let us be generous like this : Four
Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards
them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg
alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant
4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend -
You are missing SOME thing in your
life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You
are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY
GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R
still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man
to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Answers:
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