I need some time off work (joke)?!


Question:

I need some time off work (joke)?

I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy," he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think that I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, “And where do you think you're going?"


She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!!"


Answers:

funny


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