I need some time off work (joke)?!
Question:
I need some time off work (joke)?
I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy," he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think that I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, “And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!!"
Answers:
funny