What do ya think of my joke!!! give me millions of stars if u like it! sorry i h!
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What do ya think of my joke!!! give me millions of stars if u like it! sorry i had to shorten the words to fit
A hippy gets on a bus & sees a pretty young nun. He sits dwn nxt 2 her and asks can we hav sex? No, she replies, "Im maried 2 God." She stands up & gets off @ the nxt stop. The bus driver who overherd turns 2 the hippy & says 'il tell u how 2 hav sex wit her!" Yeah?" says the hippy. Yeah" say the bus driver. "She goes 2 the cemetry evry Tues night @ 12 to pray. So all u hav 2 do is dress up in a robe wit a hood, put some of that luminous powder in ur beard & pop up in the cemetry claiming 2 b God" The hippy decides to try it, & arives in the cemetry dresd as god on the nxt Tues night. 'I am God he declares 2 the nun, keeping the hood ovr his face, "You must hav sex wit me" The nun agrees without question but begs him 2 restrict it 2 anal sex, as she is desperate not 2 lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, & promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up & throws back his hood with a flourish..
ha ha he cries 'i am the hippy'
ha ha the nun cries, i am the bus driver
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Lol. Omg. I can't stop laughing. Ha ha ha. I gotta tell my friends that one. ha ha ha. Thanks.