New tax law xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
New tax law xxx funny or not xxx?
The only thing that is not taxed yet is the male p*nis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is p*ssed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 the p*nis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Which one would be your tax bracket?
1 week ago
i have paid my £15
Answers:
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!
Heck I will have to share my guy's tax liability... I think it is only fair since 100% of the time his is at my service! It's £15.00 right!!!