New tax law xxx funny or not xxx?!


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New tax law xxx funny or not xxx?

The only thing that is not taxed yet is the male p*nis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is p*ssed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2007 the p*nis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Which one would be your tax bracket?

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1 week ago
i have paid my £15


Answers:

Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!

Heck I will have to share my guy's tax liability... I think it is only fair since 100% of the time his is at my service! It's £15.00 right!!!


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