Make me laugh?!

Make me laugh?

Alright the person who makes me laugh the hardest with a good joke, story or anything gets the ten points!

there was a young couple who were golfing one after...the husband tees off and does fine, then the wife tees off and it goes through this guys window in a neighboring house. So the couple go over to the house so they can offer to pay for any damage. they notice a broken window and think 'that's not a good sign' but knock on the door anyway...there is no answer so they just go inside, once inside they notice a man standing over a broken bottle.
the husband says "oh wow, see we are REALLY sorry and will pay for the window and the bottle!"
the man repies "No see I am a genie who was traped inside and when you broke it you freed me, so normally I'd give you three wishes but since there are 2 of you i'll give you each 1 and keep the 3rd for myself"
"okay" said the husband and wife
husband says "I'll go first...I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life"
"Done" says the genie
then the wife says "I want a mansion in every country of the world"
"Done" replies the genie "now my turn, since I've been trapped in the bottle for almost 300 years I've been very lonley...so for my wish I want to have sex with your wife"
the husband and wife look at each other "well honey since we are getting all those houses AND all that money, I don't mind in you don't" said the wife.
so the genie and the wife go up stairs and have the best sex of their lives for 3 hours! suddenly the genie turns to the wife and says
"By the way how old is your husband?"
"25" she answers
"25 huh, and he STILL believes in genies!?!"