What is the best joke you have ever heard?!
Question:
What is the best joke you have ever heard?
I have been all to serious on this forum and read some angry (fear based emotion) answers. So I thought to lighten up the banter. So What is the funniest joke you ever heard? Try to think of one soooo good that I will be close to passing out from trying to catch my breath. Which has only happened to me 3 times in my life and I am only 38.
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a guy went to the store and asked for some polish sausage. the clerk says, "you must be from poland". "why do you say that?" the guy demanded. "if asked for brats, would you think i was german?" "no." "if i asked for italian sausage would you think i was italian?" "no" "then what makes you think im polish?" the clerk replies, "you are in a hardware store!"