A few more one liners.?!
Question:
A few more one liners.?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to get paid.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Attempt to get a new car for your spouce - it'll be a great trade.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humour?
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat!
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
When blondes have more fun do they know it.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing.
Karaoke is Japanese for tone deaf.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I want patience..... AND I WANT IT NOW.
If you've heard these before, sorry. Have a nice day anyway.
Answers:
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Nothing. If you get scared half to death, that half becomes a whole, and if you get scared half to death again, then it's a quarter. and you can never really scare someone do death by scaring them half to death.