Star if you like!?!
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Star if you like!?
I hope you like this joke. If you don't think its funny, please don't say anything. But if you do, speak up and star plz!!! Enjoy!:
Two men were standing outside a bar, each with their pet dog, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. "We can't go in there," The man with the Chihuahua said, pointing to a sign. "It says 'No dogs allowed'!". The man with the Pinscher said, "Don't worry about the sign. Just follow my lead." He takes his sunglasses and puts them on and walks in the bar with his dog. The Bartender spots him with the dog and says, "Stop! Didn't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!" "Oh, did it? I'm sorry, but I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." Explains the man. "Oh?" Asks the bartender. "I didn't know they maid Doberman Pinscer seeing-eye dogs." "Well, apparently they do." Says the man and walks further down the aisle. The man with the Chihuahua saw this and thought this would be easy. So he walks into the bar with his dog. The bartender spots them and says, "Stop! Didn't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!" "Oh, did it? I'm sorry, but I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender replies, "Oh? I didn't know they made Chihuahua seeing-eye dogs..."
"A CHIHUAHUA?! THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!?!"
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