Joke: Teacher gives her student life savers?!
Question:
Joke: Teacher gives her student life savers?
Teaher tells her first grade class "We've been talking about senses and we're going to see who can tell what flavor these Life Savers are without seeing them first, so close your eyes."
She puts a cherry flavored one in each students mouth and everyone raises their hands. She calls on litte Suzie who guesses cherry.
She then says "This one is a little harder."
She puts a pineapple one in each students mouths. The children suck on it for a while and then a few students raise their hands. Little Betty raises her hand and guesses pineapple.
Last, she places a honey flavor in the students mouths. No one raises their hands. Finally she says "I'll give you a hint. It's something your mommy calls your daddy."
Little Timmy jumps up and shouts "Spit it out!! It's an a**hole!!"
Answers:
ha ha ha ha, it was funny enough to make me smile at work!