Blonde Joke?!
Question:
Blonde Joke?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started cavassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the frontdoor of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will it cost?"
The blonde said about 50$. The man told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she ralize that the porchgoes all the way around the house?"
The man replied," She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked
"Yes, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50$.
"And by the way," the blonde added," that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.
Answers:
LMAO!