Cracks! lol?!
Question:
Cracks! lol?
Cracks! lol?
Two identical twins called Joe & John.
One day John’s wife died same day as Joe’s boat sank.
Walking down the street an elderly lady said to Joe (Thinking it was John) that she was sorry about his loss. Joe (The one with the sunken boat) said it’s ok, she was a rotten thing with a huge bottom any how. She was losing water, had a massive crack in the back and a big hole in the front which was getting bigger and bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to four guys. The fools, they tried to enter her at thte same time and split her right down the middle.
The old lady fainted!!!
Answers:
Thought you posted this before...
Still makes me laugh! :D