I'm in a battle honey....?!

I'm in a battle honey....?

A star wars addict fell asleep from a long day at work. He knew he would probably be asleep for awhile so he turned his TV and phone off before he went to sleep. All of a sudden he had on a grey suit and was equipped with a a light gun. People were shooting at him from every corner. He hid behind a rock and suddenly heard his wife's voice. " Honey dinner is ready," she said to him. " I'm in a battle honey." He shot and shot at the evil things until he could shoot no more. He ran out of bullets. Once again he heard his wife's voice. "Dear, your peas are getting cold,". " I'm in battle honey," he said to her once again. " Just eat your food would you please," the wife replied. " I'm in a battle honey jesus." Before he knew it everything became black and he opened his eyes. His wife was standing there with papers in her hands.. after a long moment of silence she said to him, " here's your battle," as she handed him divorce papers...

1 week ago
I'm not going for funny, I'm just bored to death :)

Sorry, not funny, even if you hate Star Wars.