Blonde joke?!
Question:
Blonde joke?
2 Women are sitting in a bar, a blonde and a brunette, and they are watching the TV, and there's a news story about a man on top of a building about to jump. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "I bet you 20 pounds He'll Jump." The blonde woman agrees to the bet. Sure enough, not long after, the man on the TV Jumps. The blonde woman hands over her 20 pounds and the brunette says, "Sorry, I can't take that, i seen it on the news before, and i knew he jumped" to which the blonde replies "Me too, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"
Answers:
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.
He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services
anymore?"
The old man lowered his voice, "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me
any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about
me, and I don't want to remind Him!"