Paddy declares WAR on Sadam (It's a long one so I might have to add details if s!


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Paddy declares WAR on Sadam (It's a long one so I might have to add details if so bear with me)?

Sadam Hussein was sitting in his palace watching Al Jazeerah and the phone went, it was Paddy Murphy from Belfast "Mr. Hussein sir I'm just phoning to let you know that we've decided to declare WAR with yerself." Sadam burst out laughing and said "You're joking aren't you.?" Paddy said "No sir it's serious I am" Sadam said "You cant possible win I have an air force of 300 Mig Jets what kind of air force havyou got.?" Paddy said "Well now me brother Seamus has a Hot air baloon.!" Sadam laughed "I have 3000 tank's and associated armoured vehicles what have you got.?" Paddy said "Well now me cousin has a Tractor and a Harvester.!" Sadam laughed again "I have a Navy of 30 destroyers and associated auxilliaries plus a couple of hundred PTB's what have you got.?" Paddy said "My cousin Lady Fidgety Fingers has a rubber dinghy." Sadam laughed and said "I have an army of 300.000 soldiers all trained as expert's in the art of desert warfare and a further 200 suicide Bombers what have you got.?"

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1 week ago
The phone goes silent for a minute or two and then Paddy said "We've decided that we're not going to declare War after all sir!" Sadam laughed and said"I'm glad to see you've realised that you cant win." and Paddy said "Not at all sir we just couldn't handle that amount of prisoners on our little farm.!"


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laughing out loud JJ....Lady Fidgety's rubber wouldn't have been much use. good joke!


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