An Englishman, an Irishman and an Aussi?!
Question:
An Englishman, an Irishman and an Aussi?
An Englishman, an Irishman and an Aussi were taken to a German prison camp. They were lined up in front of the Commander who said to them:
"Vel..come..You all came here to "die". Isn't zat right mr Englishmun? "Yes, Sir" he replied. "Isn't zat right mr Irishmun? "Yes, Sir", he replied.
Finally, looking at the Aussie, Isn't zat right mr Aussie mun?
"No, sir", replied the Aussie, to the surprise of the others. "I came here yester"die" (yesterday)....
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Love it. Thanks for the giggle.