Old Prospector (again)?!


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Old Prospector (again)?

An old prospector wanders into a town and goes into the bar. There he see the bar tender, 2 guys sitting at a table, and an old guy at the end of the bar. After a few beers he asks the bartender, "Are ther any women in this town? I haven't seen any around."
The bartender says, "Nope - there haven't been any women here since the gold mine dried up. But we do have Ol' Luke." pointing at the old guy at the end of the bar.
The prospector says, "I may be hard up but no thanks, I just don't go for that kind of stuff." Then he leaves and goes back into the mountains.
A year goes by and the prospector goes back to the little town for supplies. He stops in at the bar and there are the same 2 guys at the table, the same bar tender, and the same old guy at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender, "Any women come into town yet?" The bar tender says, "Nope, but we still got Ol' Luke down there at the end of the bar. The prospector says, "No thanks, I just don't go for that kind of stuff."

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1 week ago
Another year goes by and the prospector goes back to the same bar looking for women. The bar tender says, "No, no women here but we still got Ol' Luke down there at the end of the bar." The prospector finally gives in and asks, "O.K. just how much is it for an hour with Ol' Luke?"
The bar tender says, "$30."
The prospector says, "$30, that seems a little high - why soes it cost so much?"
The bar tender says, "Ya see those 2 guys at the table? Well, me and them 2 guys gotta hold Ol' Luke down - he don't go for that kind of thing either."


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I thought I'd heard them all, but never saw the punchline coming this time!


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