Winston Churchill Cigar Joke?!


Question:

Winston Churchill Cigar Joke?

During the Second World War, Churchill caught the flu and he was forced to stay at home in bed.
His wife was very busy and all his children were away so,
a junior staff member from his office was sent to amuse him.
Churchill asked the young man how old he was.
"Twenty eight, sir," said the soldier.
"Are you married, young man?" asked Churchill trying to put the young man at ease.
"Yes, Prime Minister."
"Any children?"
"Seven, sir."
"My Goodness" , exclaimed Churchill trying to do some quick maths.
"How did you manage that. You're so young."
The young man was embarrassed but managed to say:
"I...er...love my wife very much."
"Young man," bellowed Churchill.
"I love my cigar but from time to time I do take it out."


Answers:

A lesson in moderation? We could use some in this day and age... but it was funny. Thank you.


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