The Devout Catholic Woman...i like stars?!
Question:
The Devout Catholic Woman...i like stars?
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
Answers:
OMG--TOO funny!!!
My ex mother in law was a "devout" Catholic...with 8 kids.....
There have been 12 marriages and eight divorces among 7 of those kids!
If she had spent LESS time at church & more with her kids, they might have figured out how to have a NORMAL relationship!!