Can someone remind me the right way to tell this?!
Question:
Can someone remind me the right way to tell this?
My aunt mentioned it was her favorite joke and wanted me to tell it at a party, but I forgot exactly how it went...
Something about a guy getting wasted, and not wanting his wife to be pissed when he comes home with vomit on his shirt (from him getting sick). His buddy tells him if gets sick and pukes on himself, put a $20 in the shirt pocket and tell the wife "Some guy puked all over my shirt, and felt so bad that he gave me twenty bucks to get it cleaned!" So he goes out gets wasted...blah blah blah...next morning the wife is pissed that his shirt is full of vomit. "Look in the pocket." dude says, "Some guy puked all over my shirt, and felt so bad that he gave me twenty bucks to get it cleaned!" "Then why is there FIFTY dollars in the pocket?" asks the wife. "Oh yeah, the other thirty is from the guy that sh!t in my pants."
Does anyone know if that's how that goes?
Answers:
If that's not exactly right its close enough. I cracked up. I will defiantly tell that one at our next get together.LOL