Hiya got some jokes here plz rate comment and even maybe give me a star if you l!
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Hiya got some jokes here plz rate comment and even maybe give me a star if you like them !!!!!!!!!?
On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"
"Only two weeks."
"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
I got home last night and there were two tramps sitting on my doorstep. On was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. Naturally I was concerned so I called the police.
They charged one and let the other one off....
Q:Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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funny. :] you get a star!!!