Funny, clean joke!!!?!


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Funny, clean joke!!!?

Okay so one day, a duck walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "ya got any grapes?"
The bartender tells him no and is a little annoyed.
The next day, the same duck waddles in, quacks in the bartenders face, and says, "ya got any grapes?"
The bartender is more than a little irritated and says, "NO. This is a bar, of course we don't have grapes.
The next day, the duck is there again, asking for grapes.
The bartender loses his temper and says, "IF YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!!!".

The next day, the duck comes in with a disguise on and says, "ya got any nails?" The bartender, confused, says, "uh....no."

The duck rips of the disguise and says, "In that case, ya got any grapes?"


Answers:

Funny. But ducks can't talk, just saying.


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