Have you heard this pirate joke?!
Question:
Have you heard this pirate joke?
There's this old pirate who has a wooden left leg, a hook for a right hand, and an eye patch. One day he was walking through the park, a little boy sees him, and is soo excited that there is a real pirate that he runs up to him. When he gets up to the pirate, he sees the wooden leg, hook, and eye patch, and begins to have second thoughts. So he asks the pirate, "Mister, what happened to your leg?" The old pirate replies, "I got it blown off by a cannon when we was fighting with the others." The boy, not quite satisfied, asks "Well what did you do to your hand?" "I got it cut clean off in a sword fight." The boy, who by now is quite awed, has one more question, "What happened to your eye?" "One day I was looking up at the sky when the captain's parrot flew right over and sh*t right in my eye." The boy is caught off guard by this answer, so he says, "That happened to my sister, that doesn't make you go blind!" "Well, you see son, that was the first day I got my hook..." :P
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that was ficking hilairous......
i was just trying to visualise how it would have been when he would have put his hook to his eye....
ha ha ha..
good one