Another joke!?!
Question:
Another joke!?
late one foggy night a yankees fan and a red sox fan collide head-on while driving across a bridge. fortunately, both are unhurt, the their cars are pretty banged up.
this is a sign says the yankees fan, that we should put away our diferences and live as friends instead of rivals.
you're right says the red sox fan. he pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. let's toast our newfound friendship.
the yankees fan takes a big swig and hands back the bottle. your turn.
nah, says the sox fan, tossing the bottle into the river. i think i'll just wait for the police to show up!
Answers:
Your great sunshine. You now have a fan....................