A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip ......?!

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip ......?

..... I was having dinner with my wife, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly b1tch, I hate you and you have completely ruined my life."

ummm, say u were thinking about an old friend