Do u think this is funny?!
Question:
Do u think this is funny?
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
Answers:
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.