What do you think of these jokes?!


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What do you think of these jokes?

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>> Subject: Laugh a bit..
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>> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his
>> friend and kills him.
>> Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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>> A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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>> What is the definition of Mistress?
>> Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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>> Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>> Without Information Fighting Everytime
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>> Wife replies," No, It means,
>> With Idiot For Ever!!!"
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>> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
>> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
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>> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are
>> pregnant.
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>> Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
>> Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
>> dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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>> A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
>> kids yours??"
>> The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are
>> customer complaints".
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>> A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
>> and confidential.
>> Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
>> there, is also my son, that's confidential.
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