Where's your manners?!
Question:
Where's your manners?
During one of her Daily Classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners
asked her students the following question:
"If you were on a date - having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would
you
tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by
saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
What about you John, how would you say it?
"John said , "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll
be
right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at
the
dinner table".
"And you, Peter, can you show us your good manners?"
Peter replied with: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to
meet after dinner."
The Teacher Fainted.
Answers:
LMAO