Cold comfort?!

Cold comfort?

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation.

"How did you die?" the first man asks.

"I froze to death," said the second.

"That's awful," said the first,"How does it feel to freeze to death."

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second, "you get the shakes, and you get the pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb then you kinda drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," said the first man, "You see I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I turned up home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her all alone, knitting. I ran downstairs again, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the first floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the loft and, just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

1 week ago
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If only you had stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Not a good place to hide..hahahah!