Blonde strikes back?!
Question:
Blonde strikes back?
Top ten blonde inventions
#1 Water proof towel
#2 Solar powered flash light
#3 Sumberrine screen door
#4 A book on how to read
#5 Inflatable dart board
#6 A dictionary index
#7 Ejector seat in helicopter
#8 Powdered water
#9 Pedel powered wheel chair
#10 Water Proof tea bags
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Answers:
bahahah, brilliant!
how about:
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
or
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
or
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news.
A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off
that building and commits suicide." The blonde thinks for a moment then
replies: "OK, you're on!" They watch for a few minutes and sure enough,
the man jumps off the ledge.
The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her,
saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that
I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would
jump.
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"