Different ...!!!!?!
Question:
Different ...!!!!?
On Monday, in court, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.
He explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles,
Pulling over to the side of the road he picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until an officer approached him .While walking up to Lawrence the officer noticed that he just kept banging away at this pumpkin
Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'He then looked straight into the Officers face and said, 'A pumpkin? Fcuk me ..... is it midnight already??
Answers:
very very funny. Thanks for a good laugh. lol