What was the filipino joke called?!
Question:
What was the filipino joke called?
there was this filipino stand up joke about circumcision. it was mostly about a boy and his experiences of being circumcized in the philippines and there was a line that said "what are you feeding the ducks?" where can i find this joke so i can download it?
Answers:
couldnt find that joke but
heres a good one
In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a
hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter,
jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to
him and starts an unwanted conversation. .
American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In
the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into
croissants and sell them to the Philippines .
American: Do ya eat jam with bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth)- - We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines .
Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino : What do you do with the condoms after using them ?
American: We throw them, of course!
Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them
into containers, recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gums and sell it to America.