Things you send the apprentice for?!
Question:
Things you send the apprentice for?
Can of striped Paint for the sky hooks
Bucket of welding sparks
Plastic wrap for a female fattening tool
A Cheesy muff burger with lots of sauce and a randy tart for lunch.
A cork screw spanner
A sheet of broken glass
A packet of wooden welding rods
Air for the spray gun
And off to the office in his underwear for a dip in the typing pool
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Answers:
A Rope lengthener
A self emptying billy can
A blunt point
Second Aid Kit (bit like a First Aid Kit but used afer the bandage has been put on)
sparks for the camp fire - requiring a damp paper bag to carry them in
left-handed smoke shifter
bacon stretcher
200 ft.of shore line.
Dehydrated water
someone also asked my boyf once in a kitchen to go and get some chicken lips from the shop next door!