Another joke...... If the ring fits wear it!!!!!!!?!
Question:
Another joke...... If the ring fits wear it!!!!!!!?
A man went to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his pe nis.
According to the attending nurse, the patients girlfriend found it in his trouser pocket and was so mad at him she used petrolleum jelly to slip it onto his pe nis while he was sleeping.
I don't know whats worse..
1) having your girlfriend find out your married!
2)Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your pe nis!
3)....Or finding out your pe nis fits through your wedding ring!!
Answers:
LOL:)
I found this funny as I wished my cheating husband had been caught out in this way...........but, i know for a fact there is no way his wedding ring would have got there........give the devil his due! The cheating c*nt!
Still cannot think for the life of me which is worse though, all I think of...............PML is the cheating b@stard's shame of it all:))
Oh my, to be fly on the wall!