Any thoughts on this joke???!
Question:
Any thoughts on this joke???
Little boy goes to the zoo with his mother. They are at the elephant cage and the little boy says: "Mummy, mummy!!! What's that big long thing on the elephant?"
Mother: That's its tail, dear.
Boy: No, that other long thing!
Mother: That's its trunk, dear.
Boy: NO! NO! The other big long thing!!!
Mother (embarrassed): Oh, um, that's nothing dear ...
A few months later the little boy is back at the zoo, this time with his father. Again, they are at the elephant cage.
Boy: Daddy, daddy, daddy! What's that big long thing on the elephant?!
Dad: That's its tail, son
Boy: No! No! The other big long thing!!
Dad: Oh, why that's its trunk.
Boy: NO!!!!! NO!!!! The OTHER big long thing.
Dad: Oh, that's the elephant's penis, son
Boy: But how come when I asked mummy what it was she told me it was "nothing"???
Dad: That's because your mother's spoiled.
Answers:
thats funny