Magic lamps?!
Question:
Magic lamps?
A drunk walks into a bar carrying a small case. he puts the case on the bar and said to the bartender, 'l bet you a double scotch l can show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen'.
'l've seen some pretty amazing things said the barman, but l accept the bet'.
the drunk opened the case and there was a pianist 12 inches tall sitting down playing the piano.
'l've never seen anything like that before', said the barman
'where did you get that?'
'well' said the drunk, 'l dug up this old lamp and when l rubbed it, out popped a genie and said l could have 1 wish
'what did you ask for?'
'a 12 inch penis' said the drunk.
Answers:
LMFAO!!!!!