Three dogs are in the Vets office..........?!
Question:
Three dogs are in the Vets office..........?
The first dog says to the other two, I'm here because I like to mark my territory inside the house and my owner has had enough of it. So I'll be getting nuetered today. The second one says, I'm here for nueutering too, because I'm always trying to hump my owner's leg. The third one says, I'm here because I mounted my female owner when she got out of the shower and bent over to pick up her towel. The other two said, so you're here for nuetering as well? The third dog said, no, I'm here to get declawed.
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gives a new meaning to the term "doggy style"