How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb?!
Question:
How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Answers:
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must WANT to change.
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? How many do you think it takes?
How many male chauvinists pigs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Let the little woman cook in the dark.
How many economists? None. They're waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to sue the original lightbulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the lightbulb, compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedence requiring lightbulb manufacturers to state clearly that lightbulbs may require replacing, and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.
How many mathematicians? Four. One to be sure the Texas Instrument-83 calculator has fresh batteries. One to determine which formula to use. One to change the bulb. And one to explain why it is important that you understand how you got the bulb into the socket, even if it does not come on.
How many Cold War Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. Russian lightbulbs are perfect. They never need changing. How many modern day Russians? None. You can't find any lightbulbs that are not burnt out.
A variation: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many Charismatics? Five. One to change the bulb and four to pray against the spirit of darkness.